HOW CORRUPTED ARE YOU?
How corrupted are you? Are you a helpless innocent or an incorrigible deviant? Shock your friends. Disgust yourself. Interrogate your lover. Add up the points in brackets to determine your Corruption Quotient (CQ).

(The Peak is republishing the legendary "Corruption Test" created by the Canadian University Press. It was last printed in The Peak on November 12, 1992. If you took it back in '92, you may be interested to see how much your rating has increased.)

CORRUPTION TEST
  1. Ever tried alcohol? (1)
  2. Ever been drunk? (2)
  3. Ever play drinking games? (2)
  4. Ever fall down because you drank too much? (3)
  5. Ever drink enough to throw up? (4) On yourself? (+1) On another person? (+2) On an MP[police officer]? (+5)
  6. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? (5)Bonus: Ever wake up in another city and not remember how you got there (+9)
  7. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (5)
  8. Ever participate in a pub brawl? (2)
  9. Do you drink regularly, at least three times a week (3)
    Bonus: one point for each additional day (max. 7 points)
  10. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4)
  11. Ever fall asleep/pass out on a dance floor? (5)
  12. Ever fall asleep/pass out during sex? (4)
  13. When entering your favourite bar, does everybody call your name? (6)
  14. Ever try pot, hash, 'shrooms, licking toads, peyote, peanut skins, morning glory seeds, tea leaves, cough syrup, rubbing alcohol, Gravol, with the entention to get wasted? (4 each)
  15. Do you do drugs regularly, at least two times a week? (6) More than four times a week? (+2)
  16. Do you spend more money on drugs than food or tuition? (9)
  17. Ever sold drugs? (4) To a minor? (+2)
  18. Ever sold drugs to support a drug habit? (7)
  19. Ever used uppers/downers? (6)
  20. Ever used hallucinogens? (7)
  21. Ever used crack, coke or heroin? (8)
  22. Ever been stoned and/or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8)
  23. Ever forgotten the events of a month or more of your life due to intoxication? (9)
  24. Ever been arrested? (6) Convicted? (+3)
  25. Ever been in a riot? (5) Caused a riot? (+4)
  26. Ever caused more than $10000 worth of property damage? (8)
  27. Ever had to leave the country suddenly? (9)
  28. Ever been considered a menace to society by a public official? (10)
  29. Ever been on a date? (1)
  30. Ever been felt up, groped? (2)
  31. Ever masturbated? (2) To orgasm (+1) In front of someone else? (+3) In public? (+4)
  32. Ever been masturbated? (3) To orgasm? (+1)
  33. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? (4)
  34. Ever called a phone sex line? (4)
  35. Ever participated in group phone sex (conference calls/speaker phone)? (5)
  36. Ever watched a porno? (2)
  37. Ever had sex? (5)
  38. How old were you when you first had sex?
  39. Ever had a one-night stand? (6) Did you sneak out the morning after? (+3)
  40. Ever have a bath or shower with another person? (6)
  41. Ever paid for sex or been paid? (7)
  42. Ever recorded (audio or visual) a sexual act in which you participated? (answering machine message count) (6)
  43. Ever engage in oral sex? (6) To orgasm? (+1)
  44. Ever engage in anal sex? (6) To orgasm? (+1)
  45. Ever engag in the 69 position? (6)
  46. Ever contracted an STD? (6)
  47. Ever had sex without a contraceptive? (6)
  48. Ever been pregnant or made someone pregnant? (8)
  49. Do you have any body part pierced besides ears or nose? (7)
  50. Ever shaved/dyed pubic hair (yours or others)? (6)
  51. Ever had sex in front of other people without them suspecting? (8)
  52. Ever had sex at a faculty wine and cheese? (8) With a faculty member? (+3)
  53. Ever been so loud during sex that your neighbors complained? (7)
  54. Neighbors started a petition? (+3)
  55. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? (7)
  56. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (8)
  57. Ever fantasised during sex about someone other than your present partner? (6)
  58. Ever had sex with a virgin? (7)
  59. Ever explicitly describe a sexual act to your religious leader? (7)
  60. Ever had sex in a public place? (5) Bonus: A church, cemetery, dance floor, public washroom or on BC Transit [public transit]? (+4 each)
  61. Ever had sex outside? (7)
  62. Ever fucked a cop? (8) In your cell? (+2)
  63. Ever get carpet burns or scratch marks from fucking? (7)
  64. Ever photocopied your own genitalia? (7)
  65. Ever broken a major kitchen appliance during sex? (8)
  66. Ever used organic substances during sex? (chocolate, cucumbers, watermelon, tofu...)? (5)
  67. Ever purchased and used sex toys? (7)
  68. Ever lick or have someone lick an eyeball (2), toes (2), ears (2), molars (2) or anus (3)?
  69. Have you ever ran naked through a public place? (3) A class you are currently enrolled in? (+4)
  70. Ever practiced bondage, masochism, sadism or semistrangulation for enhanced sexual gratification? (8)
  71. Ever finger-fucked (6), fist-fucked (9) or tit-fucked (7)?
  72. Ever used small rodents (hamsters perhaps) in a sexual act? (10)
  73. Ever had sex with a relative? (10)
  74. Ever had sex with someone primarily because they looked like you? (9)
  75. Does necrophilia (12), bestiality (12), or Murray Pezim (20) turn you on?
  76. Have you ever been kicked out of school? (4)
  77. Have you ever lied about it? (2)
  78. Was the administration unable to kick you out BECAUSE you are a liar? (10)
  79. Have you ever double crossed a preacher, priest, reverend, nun, or other man/woman of the cloth? (4)

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